Murphy's War [1971] (REGION 1) (NTSC)

Customer Reviews:

at last, a review of this ripoff.......2004-01-01

I see you have finally chosen to print a mildly unfavourable review of this appalling transfer. You ignored my submission many months ago when I bought this appalling travesty of a DVD transfer and I suppose you will ignore this email also. I tried to give the transfer no stars because of the outrageously low quality and the overlooked and unadvertised fact that it is FULL SCREEN!! I believe that morally and legally you owe it to your customers to at least caution them about this DVD. I notice you now offer them the substantially better region version 1 also and this is the version I recommend to those who value this movie, as I do. Wasted my money on the UK dud though!

POOR DVD TRANSFER OF A PLOTLESS BORE.......2003-12-06

When I first saw this film on the T.V. I remember finding it highly entertaining. So years later I bought it on DVD.
A bit of a mistake really as the only good bits are the carnage of the sinking boat at the beginning and Murphy screaming 'Fly you Bastard fly!' as he is giving himself a hands on flying lesson.
Apart from that his Irishness gets a bit annoying and the plotline is less complicated then an episode of Bugs Bunny.
My other grumble is that the 'F' word was crudely dubbed out twice as if BBC2 were showing the film one Sunday afternoon! also the picture is pretty grainy although the original negative was supposed to have been cleaned up! what did they use sandpaper?
There are so many better films that have yet to be released on DVD. But I suppose they think that some Wally out there will buy it. Hell, I did!

Customer Reviews:

do not buy.......2007-11-28

you can learn more from watching porn clips from the net than you can do from this dvd.

Avoid at all costs.......2006-01-05

This is terrible. Ridiculous power-suited presenters are enough to put anyone off sex for life. Keep the remote handy for fast-forwarding. There is no erotic value for the average couple who has seen anything remotely explicit before such as any of the other sex education videos available in the UK. Not explicit or detailed enough to be 'educational' at all in our view. Definitely a rent-before-you-buy disc.

Awful.......2004-07-03

This DVD was awful. Nasty prudish American accents and it taught me nothing. A complete waste of money and the DVD went straight in the bin when I'd finished it

Let Down.......2003-09-17

This is just a basic how to video. If you're looking for more detail than what fits where and in what position then avoid this DVD.

very instuctional and informative, attention to detail.......2001-08-26

a very helpful peice of video instuction, just this one video helped me and my partner attain a much better and more exiting sex life. the attention to detai incredible. a definate must for anyone who enjoys sex...

Customer Reviews:

Maids leave room for improvement.......2004-11-09

The distributors of this film should be prosecuted, under the misrepresentation of goods Act. By no stretch of the imagination, and erotic film fans do not lack such elasticity, can these ladies be classed as either Teenagers or maids. Notwithstanding this is a pleasant mildly erotic tale. The beginning is rather slow and long winded as the 'maids' pursue their legitimate activities, but this will no doubt appeal to those with a more voyeuristic inclination as it includes plenty of 'upskirt' views as the maids bump and grind their way through the house, a striptease without the stripping! The concluding threesome session goes well but unfortunately, Moonstone Pictures appear to support the coitus interuptus method of contraception as the movie finishes before reaching a satisfying climax. Some novel camera angles and reflective shots but a bit longer action from the participants, together with the Employer taking a more pro active role would considerably enhance this films quality. A good story line with lots of potential, but unfortunately this has not been exploited by the producer \ writers, enjoyable but not outstanding. Just below average hence 2 out of 5 stars.

poo.......2004-03-05

Wiv out a doubt the most terrible thing i have ever had the displeasure of watching. AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE OTHERWISE YOU WILL END UP WANTING TO KILL YOURSELF!!!

Worst soft porn I've ever watched.......2001-10-18

I wasn't expecting anything more than the title surgested. The women where ok ish but the cinematography was terrible and the reproduction was worse.

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